Ting, the great.

re-post [Last posted on facebook, september 23rd 2009]


Went sightseeing in an unknown forest located within the heavily tropical area of east java, stumbled upon an old leprechaun with a capuchin on his head, told me there’s a hidden treasure located in a lava dome underneath mount kelud.

Off I went without hesitation, 3 days 2 night, found myself middle of nowhere. that old crook fooled me, no treasure no food no beer but a glow in the dark caught my attention, there’s light in one of the caves ahead of me, it is.. funky, with mish-mashed of red & green laser like lightnings flashes all around me.

As I draw nearer, music beats are getting louder, they played retro? what the fuck and to my findings, there’s a rave party going on in the cave. I managed to get in, no bouncers, no ushers, no counters, no stamping on arms! and local folks dances with their buttocks off, estimated approximately around few hundreds of crowds, I went in the nearby bar to get myself a drinks, what the fuck no bartenders fuck it there's a bottle of milo so i just grab 'em. being entertained by the music, i decided to check around who's spinning that night.

What the fuck? none? no DJ's, no emcees?? how the hell/who/ where did the music came about? I asked around but all the crowd were..as if in mute mode? all of them, never mutter a single word, i just can't believe it but no ones seems to talk, nobody talks. just music, its seems like i'm the only idiot talking, what is this? Mute themed party? and i'm aware this will probably last all night long..

anyway, suddenly I was surrounded by a group of hot chicks, all of four [4] of them, clad in a very tight parisian corset, dragged me in a v.i.p room, pushes me in a corner where even a cockroach can't even turn its head.

one of them grope my behind & the other one licking my ears like red bean paste on dorayaki pancakes, the rest do their thang wisely below & suddenly the blonde one whispered something in my ears as i sniffed her curly hair[she looks like taylor swift btw]and she whisper in a luscious manner, with her wet lips pouting.. “mr. Ting, you had enough.” I'm glad she's the first person that talks.. to me at least.

"what is this? a mute party?" i asked. "no, you are the odd one, you should get out" she whispered again. what odd one *khaakz nevermind, but i replied furiously “eh HELLO? what the fuck? i've just got here, and i'm not drunk! [points towards my bottle of milo] you didn't even take my pants off?? I want more!” this however, triggered to the point that she commands all of them girls get the verge of having to undress in a sudden manner, that i've no idea nor have a clue on what the fuck are they up to but it, amazed me.

It is surprising and i like surprises, they begin to unlock their daisies.. [whoa try not to act so excited] in very slow process, stripping very slowly.. it freaked me out though, they manage to strip simultaneously in precision. all of four [4] of them, lead by the blonde taylor swift lookalike.. and one by one.. stripping very slowly..

very very slowly.. stripp.. stri.. str


[It's getting late, pardon for my bullshitting, thanks for reading, anyway. it's 4am, and i can't sleep. yet. fuck.]